In Recent Months, CarrierIQ has become well known for a number of its features, which people have accused of such things as “tracking everything you do”, “being pure evil”, and “the downfall of modern civilization”. However, today, we’re here to learn that we’ve discovered that CarrierIQ is secretly one of the best apps on Android- or any platform- ever created.
Without requiring any input or knowledge from users, it automatically posts your most private information to some of the most trusted names in the business- names such as Sprint, AT&T, EA, and Bank of America among others. Now you don’t have to worry about such simple problems as having your credit card number easily available- thousands of people worldwide already have it on hand at any given time! Worried about how to tell your boss that you want to quit? Don’t worry- with CarrierIQ, he probably already knows!
CarrierIQ is completely invisible to the end user, and what looks better than the thing you never even notice? It lets all your favorite executives keep an eye on your exact movements, text entry, and private messages at all times. Need some help getting rid of that pesky bank account? It can help with that! Need to send a private text? It can read that too! That’s why we give CarrierIQ a perfect score!
Happy April Fools day!
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